To start your weekend off right, here’s some incredibly creepy Tom Cruise footage from his Scientology birthday extravaganza in 2004. It took place on the Scientology cruise ship Freewinds. In that footage, Tom is thankful for the best birthday “ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER!” and plus demonstrates his dance moves from Risky Business. that deranged slut can cut a rug. He tries to sing as well. Seagulls fell

The Church of Scientology denies reports that Tom is the second in command and some sort of prophet, but that birthday shindig cost six figures. Parishoner, my ass! He’s probably funding the whole damn church! Do you know how much Travolta’s wigs must cost? Ok, by looking at them - not much.

Original post by J. Harvey