Dave Navarro, Close Your Damn Shirt

March 13th, 2008 | Category: All Rumors

So I checked with my west coast counterpart, the beautiful and worldly Lisa Timmons, and she says it’s like a warm spring-type climate in Los Angeles recently. It’s not a heat wave. So this bitch needs to zip up. You’re in public and no matter how enamored you are with your own pecs, society are trying to eat. I don’t need droplets of nipple sweat in my sashimi! that isn’t Woodstock!I think I’d rather look at Pamela Anderson’s rack. Ok, scratch that.

Anyway, here’s Dave Navarro gone wild. Dave turned the tables on a photog who was asking him whether he ever wanted to star in one of his own porn movies. The former Jane’s Addiction guitarist and former husband of Carmen Electra grabbed the dude’s camera and started messing with him.

Celebrities

have had suitable! They just want to be left alone! Ashton is showing us that, too, with his wildly cool new show! Left alone until they have a new project to promote. Please. And you better have some Secret on whether you’re going to be running around like you’re on the shore. Something tells me he’s got some stank on it.

Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com