George Clooney gave an interview to “Esquire” magazine in which he and the writer googled “George Clooney” and George riffed on all the crazy things we say about him. Like the fact that some citizens think he’s gayer than Bobby Trendy on all fours in front of Chris Crocker. When an item popped up that said he was “gay, homosexual, gay”, Clooney said “No, I’m homosexual, homosexual. The third homosexual - that was pushing it.” Two out of three means he’s never done drag and is probably versatile as opposed to a ability bottom.

Clooney plus joked about his verbal slapfight with Fabio

by saying “he’s a big guy. There is a moment when you are actually in the argument and you’re thinking, ‘If I do get beaten down by Fabio, that will be far worse than the pain. I wouldn’t shake that.” Clooney’s funny. And absolutely right. The interview’s in the April issue. Funny aside, I want to know more about that waitress Sarah Larson whose life he changed forever by snapping her up. Bitch hit Powerball, Megamillions, and got visited by the Make-A-Wish Foundation all in the same day.

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Original post by J. Harvey