With another string of weekend preview performances for “All My Sons” looming in front of her, Katie Holmes was spotted leaving her New York City apartment on Friday afternoon (October 10).

With daughter Suri Cruise in her arms, the former “Dawson’s Creek” cutie sported a cream-colored turtleneck sweater, cropped ankle jeans and a pair of flats as she made her way to her chauffeured SUV.

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Nicole Richie has found that feeding her child has given her a new lease on life. Nicole is the mother of Harlow Madden, and apparently when you squash carrots and put them in your baby - it’s a whole new world of responsibility and love.

“Food tastes better coming from your Mom considering it’s made with love,”  the former drunkass on the freeway says.

“Her first food was sweet potatoes and she loved it,” Nicole says.
“She ate the whole thing and it was all by the place - in her hair,
on her nose, everywhere!”

It sounds like her friend Paris after a gangbang. Yes, I just used the word “gangbang” in the same post as a story about a baby. But it’s Friday and you were thinking it, too.

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E! has a preview of all the famous hoes coming to 30 Rock, including her majesty Oprah Winfrey, Jennifer Aniston (in a really unattractive chapeau), and Steve Martin. I’d be more interested whether they had Rachel Dratch on. Did you know they fired her and replaced her with Jane Krakowski considering she wasn’t pretty enough…? Ouch. Jerks.

Married guy Ryan Reynolds is running the New York Marathon. Reynolds says that he’s doing it to raise money for the fight against Parkinson’s Disease which has stricken his father. Reynolds additionally writes that he met Michael J. Fox and told him he was going to run. whether you want to donate to Reynolds’ efforts, you can click here. Way to prepare it so I can’t mock you, Ryan. Jerk.

Wetsuit hotness Matthew McConaughey has started his own clothing line called J.K. Livin’. Why not just sell bongs? Clothing for stoners. I’ll be honest. They’re ugly.

E! has a preview of all the famous hoes coming to 30 Rock, including her majesty Oprah Winfrey, Jennifer Aniston (in a really unattractive chapeau), and Steve Martin. I’d be more interested whether they had Rachel Dratch on. Did you know they fired her and replaced her with Jane Krakowski considering she wasn’t pretty enough…? Ouch. Jerks.

Married guy Ryan Reynolds is running the New York Marathon. Reynolds says that he’s doing it to raise money for the fight against Parkinson’s Disease which has stricken his father. Reynolds plus writes that he met Michael J. Fox and told him he was going to run. whether you want to donate to Reynolds’ efforts, you can click here. Way to build it so I can’t mock you, Ryan. Jerk.

Wetsuit hotness Matthew McConaughey has started his own clothing line called J.K. Livin’. Why not just sell bongs? Clothing for stoners. I’ll be honest. They’re ugly.

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The Jonas Bros (yes, I’ve met them) arrived in Paris, looking like they just came together for their GQ spread. For god’s sakes, who in the hell flies like that. I would need a house with wings to relax in whether were to allow myself to get all done up for a damn flight. You’re lucky whether I even wrap myself in a towel when I fly coach on goddamn Air Tran. The thought of wearing a tie on a transcontinental flight…I’d probably use the damn thing to kill myself.

Anyway, good news! The Jonas Bros have shot a video for the second one off their album. The song is called “Lovebug” and the boys will be playing multiple characters, including that of a big dance band in the 40s.

“We had a very specific vision,” Kevin Jonas states. “You’re part of a
world that you wish you could be a part of and that’s not around any
more.”

Kevin is the one with the super curly hair that didn’t break Miley Cyrus‘ little black heart. He doesn’t get much press considering the other two overshadow him. I don’t think suitable praise is given to dudes with fros.

Click any image to view all 10+ photos of the Jonas Brothers in the gallery!

The Jonas Bros (yes, I’ve met them) arrived in Paris, looking like they just came together for their GQ spread.
For god’s sakes, who in the hell flies like that. I would need a house
with wings to relax in whether were to allow myself to get all done up for a
damn flight. You’re lucky whether I even wrap myself in a towel when I fly
coach on goddamn Air Tran. The thought of wearing a tie on a
transcontinental flight…I’d probably use the damn thing to kill
myself.

Anyway, good news! The Jonas Bros have shot a video for the second one off their album. The song is called “Lovebug” and the boys will be playing multiple characters, including that of a big dance band in the 40s.

“We had a very specific vision,” Kevin Jonas states. “You’re part of a
world that you wish you could be a part of and that’s not around any
more.”

Kevin is the one with the super curly hair that didn’t break Miley Cyrus‘ little black heart. He doesn’t get much press considering the other two overshadow him. I don’t think suitable praise is given to dudes with fros.

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Here’s Britney Spears picking up kids Sean and Jayden from school, along with her father Jamie Spears.  Britney’s been totally on track, lately. Recording, giving interviews, shooting videos. We haven’t seen a grease-dripping weave, empty pill bottle or wayward vagina in such a distant instance. She’s even acknowledging her trip to the land of Make-Believe! She really should be given some sort of award.

It actually appears as though the messcake gene has been passed on to her sister…

Here’s Britney Spears picking up kids Sean and Jayden from school,
along with her father Jamie Spears.  Britney’s been totally on track,
lately. Recording, giving interviews, shooting videos. We haven’t seen a grease-dripping weave, empty pill bottle or wayward vagina in such a expanded instance. She’s even acknowledging her trip to the land of Make-Believe! She really should be given some sort of award.

It actually appears as though the messcake gene has been passed on to her sister…

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Scent queen Katie Price is the most glamorous equestrienne around, and apparently she made a big splash when she rode a horsie around at the Horse of the Year show. Probably considering those war-torn boobies of hers were bouncing around and the fossil humans who judge that mess got their trusses in a twist by it.

Anyway, she wants back in for the finale. In her initial gallop around the ring she wore a  black gold-edged jacket and white jodhpurs, topped off with a sparkly black dressage hat. So basically - what Tom Cruise wears out to the Abbey.

Show organizers are trying to figure out how to work her into the end of the show. Have her clean up the horse droppings in one of those pink horsie suits she’s trying to sell as she waves to the crowd.

Click any photo to view all 15 photos of Katie Price in the gallery!

Scent queen Katie Price
is the most glamorous equestrienne around, and apparently she made a
big splash when she rode a horsie around at the Horse of the Year show.
Probably considering those war-torn boobies of hers were bouncing around and the fossil citizens who judge that mess got their trusses in a twist by it.

Anyway, she wants back in for the finale. In her initial gallop around
the ring she wore a  black gold-edged jacket and white jodhpurs, topped
off with a sparkly black dressage hat. So basically - what Tom Cruise
wears out to the Abbey.

Show organizers are trying to figure out how to work her into the end
of the show. Have her clean up the horse droppings in one of those pink horsie suits she’s trying to sell as she waves to the crowd.

Check out all 15 photos of Katie Price in the gallery!

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She’s no stranger to drama, given her role on MTV’s “The Hills.” And in a recent interview with FOX Pop Tarts, reality starlet Audrina Patridge revealed that growing up in the Orange County town of Placentia was even worse.

Miss Patridge told Tarts, “I got picked on.  Girls were always impolite and catty to my sister and I. They will say anything to put you down and form themselves feel better.”

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