Brangelina Goes A-Boatin’

May 13th, 2008 | Category: All Rumors

The Angelina Jolie Pregnancy Vacation Extravaganza (NOTE: I’m referring to everything as an extravaganza today) on the French Riviera continues with the a boating excursion aboard Paul Allen’s yacht “Tatoosh.” that Paul Allen guy sounds like someone I need to meet. He’s having the Jolie-Pitt’s staying on his palatial estate until Angie’s twins arrive and until thereupon, they’ve been having a ball, working hard at making me incredibly envious of their lives. And damned whether it isn’t working.

Or possibly I should just start encouraging my friends to invent something that becomes wildly successful. Lord knows

I can’t be the most successful one in my circle of friends. That would just be…sad.

Photos: INFDaily.com