Jessica Simpson had checked into Cedars-Sinai with a kidney infection. Don’t order the Heparin, sweetie.
In Touch Weekly is reporting that she was “feeling achy and had a fever” and checked in on Friday dawn.

“She is doing fine, but she is ready to get out of there,” said a friend. Jessica’s expected to be released tomorrow.

Her boyfriend Tony Romo is reported to have had commitments in Dallas, which is why he couldn’t be by her side. Look, she’s fine, and now’s the moment to run, Tony. Run where her crazy ass father can’t find you before that shotgun wedding happens! Run before Papa Joe manages to get ahold of some of your baby batter and impregnates her! I know that’s gross, but I don’t put a thing past that guy.

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She missed her chance to see her incarcerated hubby after showing up late to the Pentonville prison last Thursday.

And it looks like Amy Winehouse was trying to assemble up for her tardiness by getting all dressed up for a Monday outing to see Blake Fielder Civil.

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Miley Cyrus and family, including mom Leticia, sister Braison and her brother, aunt, cousin and grandma, all headed out for a Sunday afternoon service at their local church yesterday (March 30).

Following their religious outing, the Cyrus clan opted to take care of a few errands, including a bit of pampering at a nearby nail salon.

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Don’t concern. She’s not dead. Her mania is invincible. Being certifiable 24-7 can tire a bitch out. Here’s Janice Dickinson giving her bikini a spin on the beaches of Maui. I think she’s #2 as my favorite crazy behind Courtney Love. She’s jetted to Hawaii to scare the locals with her lunacy. Imagine you’re a scuba instructor and she shows up in a crotchless wetsuit? You know she’d know where to buy one.

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Yep, here’s David Beckham at a Lakers game.

*crickets*

So, yeah’s he’s, uh, handsome. And likes basketball. His wife’s really interesting. Why can’t she be here? Becks is rendering me impotent with boredom here! I’ve got no game. His friends’ sweater is atrocious. Who wears sweaters made out of sweatpant material? HAH! Still got it. possibly not. *sigh*

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