Here is a trailer for the movie that I can’t believe hasn’t been made before. Zombie Strippers stars Jenna Jameson in a film, whose press release describes the plot as the following: “When a secret government agency lets out a deadly chemo virus causing the reanimation of the dead, the first place to get hit is Rhino’s, a hot underground strip club.”

That’s the first sentence and already, I’m sold! A recipe for success, the movie has zombies, poor acting, a porn star and Robert Englund. What more could you possibly want? According to the press release, “ZOMBIE STRIPPERS is a sexy, bloody, hilarious good moment!” and quite frankly, I believe it!

Also, finding out that Jenna Jameson is actually a zombie would explain a lot.

Original post by Lisa Timmons

She’s one of the most-looked-at women in America, but that doesn’t stop Kim Kardashian from eating whatever she wants.  And she recently explained that when it comes to dieting, she’s a little lost in the willpower area.

At the beginning of 2008, Kim made a resolution to eat healthy for the New Year.  But three months in, she’s admittedly failing miserably.

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She scored a homerun with her guest appearance on “How I Met Your Mother” last week.  And now there’s talk that Britney Spears may get her own television show.

The “Gimme More” singer has reportedly received several offers for her own series, and her father (and co-conservator) Jamie Spears is weighing the options.

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When traveling to a foreign land, observing all the cultural differences and traditions can be overwhelming.  And for Paris Hilton, it just may have caused her fall.

Preliminary reports suggested that the “Stars are Blind” singer suffered a nasty tumble at the hands of swarming paparazzi.  But now that the pictures have been released, it looks like it was a case of klutziness rather than harassment.

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In an interview with Vanity Fair to promote all the crap she’s been working on lately including her new album Hard Candy, her feature film, Filth and Wisdom, which she’s directed and her documentary about Malawi I Am considering We Are. She is a busy woman, so it’s amazing that she found day in amoung destroying her marriage (kidding!) to give an interview, but she is the all-powerful, all-knowing Madonna, so she managed to squeeze it in.

The spread doesn’t really reveal anything new about the ambitious pop star, except they did describe her rare patois as “the voice of the upper Midwest painted in Oxford glaze,” which I thought was the most hilarious euphemism I’ve heard in a faraway instance.

More of Madonna from her Vanity Fair photo shoot after the jump.

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While Renée Zellweger and George Clooney are doing their tour across small-town America to promote their latest movie, Leatherheads, here’s John Krasinski chatting with Parade magazine about the movie, as well as his unlikely career as an actor.

Krasinski was working as an intern at the Conan O’Brien show eight years ago, when the head writer told him, “Don’t even try making it as a writer. It’s too rugged. Try acting instead.” And of course, that’s brilliant news for a-holes like me who don’t have any desire or talent to pursue that specific path.

Luckily, for John, the acting thing has paid off and his character in Leatherheads is a college football star and according to Krasinski, “Clooney owns a professional team that’s losing money and thinks that whether he can just get the No. 1 college player, the team can become big-time.”

And of course, here’s John, do all kinds of adorable Ivy-league goofball stuff for the accompanying photo shoot that went with the interview. One day I’ll be sick of his schtick but until soon after, le sigh.

More photos from John Krasinski’s Parade photo shoot are after the jump.

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The death of Anna Nicole’s son, Daniel, has officially been ruled an accident. The Associated Press revealed that a Bahamian jury of seven took two hours of deliberations before coming to the conclusion that there was no need to file any criminal charges in regards to the 20-year-old’s death.

An autopsy was conducted after Daniel’s death in September of 2006, indicating that his death was most likely the outcome of a deadly mix of antidepressants and methadone. In November of last year, an inquest into Daniel’s death began, which has come to an end with that recent ruling.

Original post by Lisa Timmons